輕描淡寫

影片中經典台詞
「我操你媽的台北！」
fuck you, taipei!
「阿彌陀佛，我不是土虱。我叫做水蛙，我沒錢！鏘~~」
my goodness, i'm not a bodhisattva. they call me "frog." a penniless frog!
「馬拉桑～ 千年傳統，全新感受！」
malasang -- get a totally fresh taste from a thousand-year tradition!
「愛你愛到不怕死，但你若劈腿，就去死一死」
i love you so much that i'm not afraid of death. but if you dare love others at the same time, you can go to hell.
「幹，誰說咱恆春沒人材！」
shit! who says that we don't have enough talented people here in hengchun!
「你好，我叫洪國榮。我就是代表會主席…我最大的興趣，就是吵架、打架、殺人、放火。」
hi, how are you? hong guorong is my name. i'm the chairmam of the local representaives council. my hobbies include fighting, fist fighting, killing and setting fire on whatever pisses me off.
「幹，我國寶捏！」
fuck! don't you know i'm a living national treasure?
「這兩條都沒用到，甘ㄟ當剪掉？」
these two are no longer useful. should we cut them off?
「來…這支給你搖！」
these two are no longer useful. should we cut them off?
「來…這支給你搖！」
come on, shake this!
「日本人什麼都敢吃」
japanese -- they eat everything!
「你為什麼要欺負我」
why have you been bullying me so?
「山啊BOT、土地BOT，現在連海阿要BOT」
they've sold out mountains for bot projects. they've sold out land for bot projects. now they're selling out even the ocean for bot projects. (build-operate-transfer)
「可是我真的不差」
and yet i'm really not bad.
「留下來，或我跟妳走」
please stay. or else, i'll go with you.
(stay. otherwsie, i'll go with you.)
「我不是拋棄你，我是捨不得你」
i'm not abandoning you. i simply cannot do without you.